Hey!

Just wanted to say barney is

1. LAME


2. ANNOYING


3. WEIRD


4. CRAZY


5. FAT


6. DUMB

That is all i wanted to say thanks!

Another Barney song

I hate you,
You hate me,
Barney started world war three
With a bullet in his head
And a body on the floor,
No more purple dinosaur!

I absolutely love this song!
Please comment on how good it is.

Alyssa

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Help us find Barney

This is a picture of a criminal. 'Barney'.

He is a very, very dangerous creature.

There's this case that Barney sells drugs to children and teach children to smoke. And the worst of all, it kidnappes children and rape them.

Two children were found dead and naked at Alberts park two days ago. We suspected Barney.

These victims were:

Polly Elizebeth Hilton, aged 5.

Shelly Anne Hilton, aged 4.

Polices have been searching for barney, the most dangerous creature. Parents, keep your child close to you wherever you go, esecially when there's a crowd.Keep your child safe.

*If you have seen Barney anywhere, please inform us. Please help us to find this creature.

Thank you.

Yo ppl!! HAHA... I was JUST JOKING! don't freak out pls.. calm, calm down.

Everthing is meant to be an insult of how terrible BArney is.. Haha... wait. Expet that he Sells Drugs to children and ppl caught him smoking behind the scenes. Yeap... thats all...

Barney's on fire - Weird Al

It happened one day in the studio
Dancing around in a docedo [(sp?) (What is that anyway)]
The purple monstrosity was waving his arms
We were falling victim to his evil charms

He brushed against the candle
And he started to smoke
And now we're all laughing
At the dinosaur joke

Oh boy, Barney's on fire
It's what we've always desired
We'll watch the flames get higher
Just don't try to put him out

The purple bloke was flying purple ashes everywhere
And all of the kids just continued to stare
The guy inside the suit, he started to yell,
we probably should have helped him but what the h___

He threw himself violently against wall
He fell to his knees
And tried to crawl away

Oh boy, Barney's on fire
This is our secret desire
We'll help the flames get higher
Just don't try to put him out

(Bring it down for me fella's)
(I love you, you love me)
(ahhhh! AhHhh!!! ahhh!!!!)

Oh boy, Barney's on fire
This is what we've always desired
Won't you help us fan the flames higher
And you better not try to put him out

Barney's no longer ignited
We're feeling somewhat more lighted
He's laying in a heap on the floor
We poked him with a stick cos
We had to be sure he was dead!

Barney is a dinosaur
from our imagination
Punch his heart and he will fart
Upon the whole big nation

Barney comes to kick us
whenever we don't need it
Barney can be your friend too
but you must punch and kill him